“You can’t just plug it into the wall, Tom.”
“I’m looking at the wall, Avery. There are four ports. We have six cameras. You do the math.”
“I did the math when we bought the house. I just didn’t realize the math was being dictated by a guy in a van who only cared about getting to his next appointment by 4:00 PM.”
I stood over him, still smelling faintly of the blackened lasagna I’d effectively carbonized earlier that evening.
I’d been on a work call-one of those marathon sessions where everyone is “leaning in” so hard they’re basically falling over-and I was trying to explain the concept of data sovereignty to a group of people who still use “password123” for their banking. I got so passionate about the way we surrender our digital agency that I completely forgot about the preheated oven. By the time the smoke alarm chirped, the cheese had reached a state of matter previously unknown to Italian cuisine. It was a perfect metaphor, really.
